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01

Aug

morgrana:

big bOOBS ARE NOT A BLESSING THEY ARE AN INCONVENIENCE I SWEAR TO gOD YOU GIRLS ARE SO LUCKY WITH SMALL BOOBS. dO yOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A NICE DRESS/TOP THAT FITS AND DOESnT GO BAGGY AT THE BELLY DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW

strivingking:

My work situations be like

Me: *talking to my co-workers*

…….and my day off tomorrow! I ain’t bout to do shit tomorrow but relax….

My Manager: *walks up to me*

Hey Jahi’, I need you to work tomorrow. Is that cool?

Me: *says yes because I need the money even though I really didn’t want to work tomorrow and if I say no they high-key might not fuck with me no more”

Yea…….I can work tomorrow…

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bartonsnethers:

DC won’t put out a female solo film and meanwhile Marvel won’t put out a female solo film

commanderabutt:

friendly reminder that if you’re a white supremacist you’re not wanted here

31

Jul

izumito:

tryingtomakesenseofpeople:

izumito:

white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors

Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.

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that’s in Texas isn’t it?

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

30

Jul

pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreenwolf:

bryxhearsxmusic:

sizvideos:

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ok but I just really love the names they give them

"The Ridiculous Potato"

"The Unfortunate Clementine"

I’m giggling it’s like a team of ragtag misfit superheroes

I love the sometimes absolutely ugly but completely tasty produce that comes out of my garden.

this is great! food waste is a big issue, and seem ridiculous considering how many people are starving/unable to afford produce, while those marketing are tossing so much away

also if you want to take the message another way, it’s a reminder that not fitting into societal beauty expectations, does not diminish your quality  

29

Jul

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america